joelrosenberg (joelrosenberg) wrote,
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Tweets for Today

  • 06:23 @ScottGreenfield Oy. #
  • 08:25 @MIAMICRIMLAW It's all the rage, locally; the YMWNMNBA who half-crippled a friend of mine had "Lil Jerry" tattooed on his neck. #
  • 12:08 @davefla Probably picked the right time to get back; blizzard's hitting up north here, tomorrow, and it'll be moving your way. #
  • 13:04 @davefla As are we all. #
  • 13:37 @nikiblack She's doing it wrong. #
  • 13:46 @nikiblack Tweet about woman saying Internet is better'n sex; my theory is that she's doing it wrong. Which "it" is left to imagination #
  • 13:49 @nikiblack Asimov, when asked with he liked better, writing or sex, said, "Well, I can write for twelve hours in a row." #
  • 14:34 @nikiblack I'm not sure that Isaac wasn't claiming that he, err, could do other things longer than twelve hours, come to think of it. #
  • 14:49 @nikiblack Kinda late for that at this point; Isaac died sixteen years ago. Took the mortician three days to, well, you know . . . #
  • 15:17 @Charonqc Nah. Roof couldn't handle the pintle mount. #
  • 15:28 @Charonqc Mine's a spoilsport, too. "Got a great present for your birthday." "It better not have a caliber. What is it?" "Nevermind." #
  • 15:49 is.gd/boTw Botched MPD raid final price tag: $600K. Yes, it's the one that @scottgreenfield and @houcrimlaw have blogged on. #
  • 15:53 @troyj Yup. Idiots. Quick glance through window and they could have figured out they had the wrong house. #
  • 18:19 @heddahfeddah 'round here, they say, "wanna date?" Me, I don't date much; SWMBO might object. #
  • 18:27 @alexisthegirl Pretty simple, really: it's cold and single MN guys are wimps. Us married guys are cool, but wives object to cruising bars #
  • 18:28 @HouCrimLaw Yeah. Sigh. No compensation for the folks whose neighborhood got shot up when bullets from Only Ones went out through windows. #
  • 18:34 @MIAMICRIMLAW Drinking Crown Royal from paper bag; 2007. #
  • 18:39 @davefla Me, neither, alas. But I'm of the opinion that glance through window is not too much to ask. Would have worked, this time. #
  • 18:48 @MIAMICRIMLAW Crown Royal can be characterized in many ways, but swill? #
  • 18:52 @Charonqc Nah. Only with whiskey. CR is Canadian, and reallly very good. Was my late grandfather's favorite. #
  • 21:12 @Charonqc I'm inordinately fond of Grappa, although not fussy about port. Any port in a storm, I say. #
  • 21:15 @PaulBKennedy I skipped MvW, but liked Survivorman. #
/tweets
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